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A caravaning couple, both born the same year
and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays.
During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said
that because they had been so loving she would
grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had
already visited most of Europe in her Caravan
she would like to visit Australia. The fairy waved
her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared
in her hand. Then it was the husband's turn. He
paused for a moment, then said with a sly look,
"Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger
than me."
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was
90.
o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Speed Trap A police officer near Corpus Christi,
Texas, had a perfect hiding place for watching
for speeding cars and RVs. But one day, everyone
was under the speed limit, and the officer soon
learned why:
A 10-year old boy was standing up the road a
quarter mile with a large hand-painted sign that
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
A little more investigative work led the officer
to the boy's accomplice, another 10-year old boy
about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign
that read "TIPS." At his feet was a bucket-full
of change.
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Many
Members will identify with these "laws of nature"
"OLD" is when
your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" is
when your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" is when
a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door
"OLD" is when
going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" is when
you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" is when
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to
take any fiber today.
"OLD" is when
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" is when
"all nighter" means not getting up to potty !
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